Maybe with a direct to brain interface we won’t have to.

My Sony Bravia had an update that made it horribly laggy. After screwing around a bit I found out that closing apps made it run faster. Somehow they broke the suspension system with the update and it keeps running out of RAM is what I’m assuming happened.

I’m assuming egg products at restaurants have enough profit to not need to raise the price of those.

Also, you can’t really regulate other countries. Especially if that country is China.

I know this is a joke, but China has more capitalism than the US.

Who even gets the money when you buy a country? Does it go to the people? If it does then that money is coming right back through taxes.

Have you been able to keep Nestle out of your life?

Maybe it’s spelled wrong for legal reasons. Can’t get sued for not providing if they never said what they were providing in the first place.

Mine turned off yesterday for an update.

You can have a soft cap with higher taxes as wealth goes up.

When the running water becomes walking water.

Secure Contain Protect. You’re welcome.

Touhou will take over the world!

You stole my joke so I upvote instead.

Gregnant?

Are you living in a city? Otherwise the death might be a tad bit slower.

I remember listening to some pop song and realizing that it was basically “You love me 'cause I’m rich”. Do you like trashing hotel rooms, going places you have never been? I don’t remember what song it was or the exact lyrics, but I just hated the guy then and there.

I mean if you get it in bulk it might be cheaper… but at the same time that would probably be really hard to make and take a major portion of the tungsten supply to make.

Considering the second language, my guess is that they didn’t have any 13 yo with a great grasp of the English language around.

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