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Save some job pussy (jossy?) for the rest of us, dang

Mittens, as if they were holding their hands out palm up. The thumb portions of the mitts (aka the hands spreading the cheeks) were drawn on, it seems.

An obnoxiously bright Scion tC. I bought it while in college but can’t really afford to replace it now that it’s paid off. I’m going to 40 and still driving that thing, I swear. I’m just not willing to work 30 jobs to make rent, bills, and a car payment work.

This sounds suspiciously like my 2024

Lotto tickets and candy, maybe practical things like a new umbrella that are lame to gift otherwise.

I wonder if the gun jammed up because of weak grip tbh. Ever shot a .45 and had it jam? It’s most likely because the gun is too powerful for your grip - the slide doesn’t move back and forth properly and then you have to clear the jam like dude does in the video.

Anyway, reason for jamming aside, dude was committed/practiced, but I don’t think he’s ‘catching casings’ like others initially suggested. This wasn’t that smooth.

Ooh I bet! I drive a 2012 Scion inline 4cyl, so not at all flexin on anyone with a real sports coupe, but it still seems to drive certain people up the wall to this day all these years later. It’s astonishing, really.

Earthquakes have to be one of the weirdest natural disasters. I’ve only been in a ‘tiny’ 5.4 magnitude (+countless aftershocks) and it was an experience I will never forget - so surreal. I understood that the ground moved in an earthquake before, but there is a different level of understanding when you’ve felt the earth betray you en masse like that.

I’ve also been in a couple of tornados, which were also scary af, but in a more normal sort of way. They are amazingly loud and the sandpaper wind is so much more painful than I would have expected.

Did you drive a flashy vehicle, by chance? I happen to have a bright yellow car and the number of people it seems to make irrationally mad should be a disclaimer at purchase. People are dumb. Including me for buying this yellow car I can’t afford to replace.

I came here to ask where this image without the text might be found lmao

I’d hope I get stuck on Drumstick ice cream with the hard shell chocolate

I submit the idea that, going forward when this happens, we try to guess the actual post the irrelevant* comments belong to as a sort of chronically-online-loser competition. Have you scrolled Lemmy so much that you can guess the correct post for this happy accident comment? Lmao

Note that the tone of judgement can’t be helped when asking this, but why would one want to do this to begin with?

Boop

-God, probably

Exactly the first thought I had. My sister worked at PH when she was a teen and I was REVOLTED by that smell of their grease. Listen, no food grease smells great, but PH’s was on another level. A most unholy odor.

Can confirm it’s a no-show for business accounts, same for me in US

My disdain for cherry candies actually comes from a childhood of sore throats and, therefore, gratuitous cherry-flavored medicines. I know it’s all mental but I can ’feel’ my tongue go numb from anything with that cherry flavor…

Teach me, master

Same, and I’m a ‘Merican who drives more often than passengers (?).

Ah, a gay arms race. An important goal of the Gay Agenda for some time now…