Whatever dude. You’re objectively wrong.

Fine dude, go ahead and try it. Also super fucking cool to put bullshit out to LGBT people that might actually be looking for options to escape abuse.

Kay.

About 15 seconds on google.

You are not getting refugee status as an American, full stop.

Yeah, this seasons writers are doing some great work.

You can’t go to Canada. They have effective boarder and immigration enforcement.

They had effects on Boeing.

I was doing the thing you were talking about…

Sounds like a lack of emotional maturity.

You’re boring.

What about manic depressive?

Yeah, I remember back in the day, when the internet was free. It was lawless, but there were so many great things to see too.

Then a bunch of pussies noticed all the fun we were having, and they gave away all that freedom to the governments and corpos, asking them to build in blocking features and filtering horseshit, so that they didn’t accidentally see an image or idea that they didn’t already have predefined in their head.

Just completely destroyed something that was once so beautifully free, just because they were too much an imbecile and coward to face different ideas.

Sad really.

Sorry everyone, it’s this dude’s first day on the internet. He’ll get it eventually.

See: Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Libya, Yemen, Somalia and Pakistan.

Don’t be willfully ignorant.

Obama killed WAY more brown people than W. Millions of dead brown people only matter when it’s not your team, huh?

No. No it won’t. They want to sensationalize this. Don’t buy into it.

Welp. I know I what I’m trying tonight!

Next time, squeeze a lemon over them. Thank me later.

Hard disagree. The process is fun, and everyone loves to eat, but the cleanup is drudgery at its basest form.

“Everything will be alright.”