I cannot listen to The Jam without this playing in my head.

https://youtu.be/PV0_lJpPFOo

I kinda think you do.

I believe Hugo Boss supplied the SS suits too…

No love for Bluesky as a Xitter alternative?

It’s the fastest growing language on the planet! This is what you people don’t understand. A man named Gene Roddenberry had a vision…

Maybe it’s that you’ve gone through the alphabet? 26 would be Z years old, at 36 you’d be AJ years old. If you calculate your age in letters that is…

Probably still outside drinking water from the garden hose.

We got a questionnaire to fill out which resulted in one ‘lucky’ winner getting a £20 love to shop voucher.

Oh, Denny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.

I do now!

Where’s the flusher?!

Reilly: Dary, do you know how many dudes are jerking off to your girlfriend right now? Yew! Jonesy: Wait, I actually know the answer. Yew. Sixteen point one thousand. Yew!

Your tarot card for the day is The Sass.

Your prognosis is to keep shit posting.

It says it will change your star sign bro.

Does it come with a sponge? Or is that an extra?

Slept in, set record, smoked, ignored messages and although I didn’t eat a frozen pizza I did cook only chicken legs for dinner…

To be faaaaiiirrr.

Not stolen, the gems are just resting in the museums…