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and cofvefe

i’m curious what regions people not eating the eggs are from. we always ate the eggs and so did everyone i know

https://open.spotify.com/track/60glT2wsoSHV3B8yCRSB8v

ronald reagan, iran-contra, blowjob trial, patriot act, iraq war, war crimes in iraq, subprime mortgage scam

i don’t know what’s unclear about my comment, so i don’t know how to respond. can you help me clarify things by you by saying what’s unclear?

that’s actually super dope

on purpose

idk what the fuck everyone else is talking about, we absolutely ate those hardboiled dyed eggs

um. you eat the dyed eggs. did your family just toss em?

so weird little quirk of american politics. no one actually knows what wartime powers the president has access to since we never withdrew our declaration of war or signed any peace treaty for the Korean war. it’s how the american military apparatus has been, legally, allowed to be employed in weird bullshit like the gulf war. it’s just one of those loopholes both sides left open in case they wanted to use it, and then a fascist, to no one who pays attention’s surprise, leapt right through the loophole.

and i’m in serious support of it to be clear

it’s so weird being like “hey foreign invaders. i’ll help y’all out. i’m down for bing a canadian province. or maybe the netherlands, france, or spain can reclaim their claims? i’m also down to arm native americans. i’m very flexible. i’m just not okay with this”

boo. fuckin. hoo.

you did it to yourselves. now. could you please stop deporting my neighbors? between the Ukrainians who got deported from my town and the rich white conservatives, i woulda rather deported the rich white conservatives

and each new camp they set up was more brutal and inhumane than any they’d built before. always built away from major population centers, but always close enough to an active front to quickly ship people to them

eventually they’ll runeout of ability to cram people into these concentration camps and they’ll have to figure out how to make room. they’ll give it some seemingly innocuous phrase, like “the alien question” as they seek some sort of solution. a final one.

that’s why they went after the internet archive first

“get away from me, gay thoughts!” pete hegseth said, running out of the tattoo parlor after getting more white supremacist ink. “i don’t want to suck the tattoo artists dick,” he told the gay thoughts.

“but i’m sure it’s an excellent dick. just the right girth and length to tickle your tonsils while hurting your jaw that perfect amount you like,” said the gay thoughts.

“i’m a competent heterosexual male! stop doing this, gay thoughts,” hegseth exclaimed as he opened the door to his cerakoted olive green cybertruck. “i got where i am through merit and i definitely enjoy having sex in my wife’s vagina, as well as those interns i… um… what was it my lawyer said to say? pleasured as a surprise, yes that was it”

“straight men don’t have to work this hard to convince themselves they’re straight, pete”

that assumes the point is something other than cruelty. the wealthy need us to suffer so that they can justify being wealthy as being a protection from suffering

they need live babies to they can become dead soldiers

— George Carlin

i’ll grant you the prior but absolutely not the latter. the french resistance tied up german resources in the western mainland they couldn’t afford to do