Fun fact: Tandy started as a leather company waaay back.

I definitely have four different temperatures in my tiny studio. I imagine that would set a sort of person on edge.

If there’s time to lean, there’s time to clean! /S

Nasty customers leaving messy tables. Host/server breathing down your neck to bus their section yesterday. Dishwasher disappeared so they need you to pitch in at the dish sink. The bin behind the bar is overflowing.

Where were you?!

Yeah, wasn’t much of a world power until WW1.

You need that extra reach.

The fool. Everyone knows prison bars are made of overcooked lasagna.

This was my very same experience with Canadian Bacon.

I couldn’t have one now, but scotch eggs look great.

Mustard crackers are the bomb if that’s all you have in the fridge.

Kind of like chop suey, there’s nothing Chinese about it.

Entry Level Grocery Store sounds like a future slur.

I like that the AI gave the soccer Mom both a soccer ball as well as a soccer purse. Bravo.

*I just wanted to rave and dance-

Having to go to old people parties.

It’s rather go to diy underground shows, but I’m dad aged now.

I rust wasn’t too rave and dance, but I feel like most of the kids would be creeped out.

I wouldn’t come here if it weren’t for self satisfied know it all’s balanced by insecure smarty-pants’.

With a sprinkling of whatever grammar-Nazi wants to correct my comments.

I generally try to hang out with people smarter/more experienced than I in the hopes some of it rubs off on me.

But, I’m also a pretentious twat, so there’s also that.

During my short tenure in the American South I thought women of all ages were in to me because they’d often say, ‘Bless your heart!’ and call me ‘Honey’.

Turns out I should have kept my head down. Don’t be fooled by Southern Hospitality.

Probably an anthropomorphized plank that lines getting stepped on.

I just threw up a bit at the thought.

I paint with knives/scrapers almost exclusively. I think that makes it a bit manly.