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Cake day: July 31st, 2023

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  • Alright folks, place your bets! Place your bets now and win internet points later if you have the gift of foresight!

    ( A ) Elon gets off completely free because the law doesn’t apply to people with his kind of money.

    ( B ) Elon gets a slap on the wrist because the law “technically” applies to people with his kind of money, but not really.

    ( C ) Trump shuts the case down because he doesn’t want his sugar daddy “buddy” Elon to get in trouble.

    ( D ) The SEC throws the book at him and Elon gets the maximum sentence, because Trump is fucking sick of the “President Musk” jokes.














  • It’s obvious why they’re suddenly obsessed with Raw Milk. It’s the same reason they were suddenly Anti-Vax, anti-Mask, and anti-plague-control.

    Democrats said a thing, Republicans immediately reply with the opposite.

    Democrats said Vaccines prevent disease, Republicans declared vaccines are poison. Democrats said wearing a mask can reduce the transmission of airborne pathogens, Republicans said masks will kill you and are illegal now. Democrats said “Don’t drink raw milk, it can transmit deadly diseases.” Republicans declare “You can take the raw milk from my cold dead hands.”

    I honestly expect that if Democrats released a PSA against jumping off cliffs onto jagged rocks, because the fall could be dangerous, Republicans would immediately start taking picture standing on the edges of cliffs with the caption of “Don’t tell me what to do.”