I’m speaking from experience.

What if I told you, “not necessarily?”

He is busy having an entirely heterosexual dinner date with his heterosexual female Christian girlfriend.

Tim Apple: “Today, we’re excited to announce ‘Kumbaya Messaging’™️ for iOS, iPadOS, WatchOS, and MacOS! Kumbaya Messaging™️ brings not only Apple Ecosystem™️enjoyers closer together through rich, more connected communications, but will allow all your friends and family who are still using Android to be able to be able to enjoy all of your shitposting gifs, memeojis, and Live Photo™️ snapshots of your take-out pho, including the hilariously embarrassing audio you always forget about. We at Apple want to bridge the divides in our daily lives, and with Kumbaya Messaging™️, we believe we can bring all of us that much closer together.”

Yep.

See: Regulatory Capture

*jots down ‘load kids feet first into chipper’

Wait, is Microsoft violating child labor laws, too!?

make it run E=mc² miles per hour

You just converted the energy of Einstein’s corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you’re now paraplegic.

Also, you failed high school physics.

/sorry

LOL

Oooh, ooh, I hope Gym Jordan, Fivehead Gaetz, Jimbob Squarehead Comer, and Margarine Traitor Greene will offer to fight me for the very mean tweets I’ve sent them!!!

Getting nostalgia hits thinking about loading up some version of WaaS (AOL script kiddie program for those unaware) that used Shoots and Ladders for a startup jingle, and I’m replying to ZeroCool. Hah.

“continued political polarization”

Weird way to spell “flagrant GOP obstructionism and dysfunction.”

🤷‍♂️

Well sure I like free video games too.

Er…

And this is why I click on the NSFW “fitgirls” links when browsing /all

But but but corporations are people, too!!! 😢

“Yes.”

I use multiple gmail accounts and self-hosted for mostly junk/apps, and then a Proton mail account for “serious” accounts like financials.

I’m considering swapping to “Unlimited” especially for the VPN which has already proven far faster for me under the “free” tier than what I get from ExpressVPN, and it works out cheaper on top of that.

“Hey honey, look, Morgan Freeman and Reverend Al Sharpton are having a fistfight over who loves Trump more! See!? We can’t be racist!”

Horseshit. I’m railing against cynics that have absolutely no understanding of the legal system. I do have an understanding of it.

I’m not an optimist. I’m a realist with experience in the the legal system that is absolutely fucking sick and tired of unbridled cynicism from people that fundamentally do not understand how the legal system works.

With your level of conviction to willful ignorance, you may as well grab a maga hat. Or you can go fucking learn something about the legal system instead.