Haha, these Onion articles are getting really goofy.

Url is guardian.com

We are fucked, aren’t we?

This is basically a “are you old” questionaire.

What’s the matter Elon, did the mean NPC hurt your feefees?

I prefer the three pronged one that opens up :3

Remove the “don’t” from her statement and it becomes punk battlejacket patch worthy.

I will copypaste your comment next time people complain Linux is hard to learn.

THANK YOU. The constant glazing of The Reign of Terror on lemmy is sickening. It was named like that for a reason.

My lenovo + ubuntu combo is pretty neat

They have managed to fuck up something as simple as right clicking. There are no words.

Disney has such a huge back catalogue of IP that they can use to make all sorts of crazy shit, and Lord knows they have the budget for it. Instead we get inferior versions of their classic cartoons for some reason. Somebody should tell their board of directors that playing it safe in a creative field is a losing proposition.

Checked your profile, it’s based AF, continue doing what you’re doing.

Mogged by dinochad again. 😩

Please say sike 🤢

Breaking: Elon Musk’s daughter has eyes and a working brain.

Dissolvable lattice

Holy crap, that’s a thing? I’ve had the power to embroidery stupid shit onto fabrics this entire time!? 'Scuse me, gotta visit the craft store right now.

Can you cross-stitch cursive? I thought you need needlepoint for that.

Why TF are you using social media? I log into meta for business purposes and the whole thing is a slop firehose.

Pasifik Oshen.

🎵And live in harmony harmony oh Lord!🎵

Empathy and goodwill aren’t infinite, like any resource they can be depleted. I really cannot muster enough fucks to give about someone who voted for that turd a second time. Feel sorry for his wife, though.