Sabata

Mom can’t seriously expect me to rawdog copper.

My mom did this to me when she found the thermal compound in a syringe. Didn’t bother to read the label.

I have had threads on reddit that were well over 5 years old get comments. I’m not upset, but I am questioning how you ended up so deep in the past + what the hell past me was thinking.

Why jail? We have volcanoes and forgotten gods that could use a sacrifice.

Crunchyroll actively makes anime worse.

You are being billed. Please do not resist.

I prefer to die in a shootout at home in my PJs rather than a gulag in a shithole I can’t find on the map without cheating.

Let me check if my silicon dealer can hook you up…

Ever have a family member with dementia? I bet the real Trumpsona is long dead and the only thing he can manage yelling louder than whatever idiot who stole his spotlight that day. Sad if he wasn’t a monster before losing his marbles.

An 8 mile protest in the way.

The numbers on the streams have been crazy.

I’m not holding my breath on him swaying MAGA leaders, but maybe he will wake the dems up.

Holy shit, he’s still going.

I remember my parents flipping shit over a $0.50 fee for a handfull of messages before text was unlimited.

Can’t draft a corpse.

You been randomly selected to visit an El Salvador death camp.

We moved up to developing!?

I was miserable when I was younger too, I’m just really good at it now.

You can choose between Microsoft, Tesla, Google, Amazon, or Blackrock.

Dementia.