Sabre363

Drugs

Is it bad that I kinda want to try this, specifically at a liquor store or dispensary late at night . . .

I entirely agree, except I don’t think it has anything to with maximizing profits for Facebook. If it did, then the logical thing to do is whatever gets the most people on the site the fastest, not do something that instantly alienates a massive amount of people. It does have everything to do with maximizing profits for those in charge of running the Facebook show, though. Then it makes perfect sense to align the company with whatever political regime can promise the most bloody money for the new yacht and underage ‘entertainment’.

Also, I genuinely think the Zuck gets off on being a slimy little cunt and is probably really excited right now. Facebook has always been a little too quick to go down the scummy road, even for capitalism.

Honestly didn’t know Facebook even had a fact-checker system. They are pretty explicit in their mission to sow discord and disinformation, it’s basically their whole business model

I second this. Variety of communities, not generally a creepy or racist shithole, mostly neutral politics and moderation, shit just works

It’s our own dumbass fault for making our news particularly exhausting

Ahh, but that 127 million only accounts for the United States or perhaps a few other nations. There surely are at least a couple other countries in the world that are the ‘Santa Visit Roster’

That doesn’t seem like that many cookies. Assuming an average of three cookies per household, that’s only ~100 million houses visted. Santa is either racist or he’s being paid off by the elven mafia to exclusively visit certain homes, only logical explanation for the discrepancy in the cookie consumption to global household ratio.

Stickers placed without care have no meaning. A sticker is a badge of honor. A sticker must earn its right to be placed where it is placed.

I forgot about the song for a sec and was sitting here wondering what the hell Santa ever did to you

Insult to mayonnaise

Capitalism goes vroom vroom, capitalism wins

(Not really tho)

Making him into a literal martyr does not seem wise

That’s why you gotta always find new things that excite you. Perhaps try activities like writing poetry in reverse, robbing banks, or knitting tiny scarves for your pet mongoose.

They get rich by disguising murder as nothing more than colorful advertisements and some silly, goofy tweets

I edited the comment for awareness.

I think even if the funds aren’t going to him, there is still at least some value in keeping the conversation going and the political memes flowing. Like it or not, this whole thing has become a hell of a lot bigger than our hero Luigi, and for damn good reason. It’s healthy for this country to keep the momentum goin here.

I think so. It appears to be the one the article talks about, and it’s got over a $100k

Oops, how did this get here . . .

editors note: Contribute at your own risk, I did not extensively research the legitimacy of the fund and there may be some doubt as to where the money is destined

I keep running across this post wanting to leave a comment, forgetting that I already have lol

Do adhd people actually have shit memories, or are we just typically incapable of paying attention long enough to form actually useful memories that aren’t just snapshots of weird bullshit