How do you pay the doctors if the healthcare is free?

Checkmate communists.

Her tits look just like my sister’s.

You have visitors?

I use radio controlled pick axes and AI-powered ANFO.

What you don’t use a radio to mine with?

Pussy.

I wash my bedsheets yearly whether they need it or not and besides that it’s mostly a self-contained ecosystem for example I don’t change my bath mat because that’s where my mushrooms grow.

I can’t stand cupboard drawers or microwaves hanging open it would drive me nuts.

You’ve got people in the communist country of Canada with (mostly) universal healthcare who are into those conspiracies so I think it’s just human nature.

So you just leave it open when you’re not cooking?

Does it not have a light in it?

That’s the look of a man who’s minutes away from shoving that up his ass.

Is that from one of those New Jersey models?

Do you have your programming socks on?

One time I did MDMA in a retirement home and a couple ancient beings took advantage of me.

Watch it if you cut them they’ll make you cry.

Aunt Edith’s cancer progressed and she passed, LOL.

After my room mates get stoned I sauté up some onions and garlic to get their hopes up then go out for dinner.

Do you think it’d get mad if you tried to fuck it?

Fucker still made a hundred million.

I’d get my jaw broken for $50 if you paid my medical bills.

I mean if that happy meal has a twin I’d gladly disappoint both of them.