Wait until this happens to your foreskin.

Do cardinals have corkscrew dicks like ducks?

Enter the poophole loophole!

The sex that god doesn’t see.

I can make up nonsense words too.

That guy who made fun of French institutions?

French culture my ass.

Paris is an overpriced amusement park where all the employee hate you.

Give me Italy any day.

Yeah she wrecked that seat for sure.

I’m still pretty sure that Trump caught Trudeau in bed with Melania and Ivanka.

If money doesn’t exist how do you pay for the ads?

For leftists?

For his political enemies?

I’m just getting pushed further into the liberal-hole.

look exactly like you

There are subtle differences if you know what you’re looking for.

Like Facebook.com?

But how am I supposed to know it’s funny?

This is a two hour old account.

Reply at your own risk.

That’s a man who’s has never used a condom in his life.

That’s the look of a man who’s about to fuck two GILFS.