Seems a bit ambitious for a country that has yet to even land successfully on the moon.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E72crLQ1S4M&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

Melancholy is what Hamlet had, I think you mean Melania

https://www.realsimple.com/butter-recall-april-2025-11712447

In the year 2000…

That would be telling…

This is also mine

My favorite is the fact that Microsoft intentionally left a bug in Excel that treats 1900 as a leap year when it wasn’t so they could maintain compatability with Lotus 1-2-3. And at this point fixing it would cause nearly every date value in excel files to display as off by one day and break a bunch of date formulas.

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/office/troubleshoot/excel/wrongly-assumes-1900-is-leap-year

Heeeeeeey yoooooou guyyyyyyyyys!

Well Greece wasn’t ever a British colony, so they didn’t have as many opportunities to steal artifacts and culture as they did with, say, Egypt or India

I beg to differ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qSjhjaN5zKI

His ass, it is said, never gives up its dead When the skies of November turn gloomy

Reminds me of this

Is it Big Block of Cheese Day?

No, Sensei!

St. Paul the sandwich

I thought he was like pull-apart bread

That would be the My Lai special.

Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown?