Can we just ungroup the damned Taskbar already? I don’t understand why they are being so stubborn on this.

Woosh.

Maybe /s does need to be implemented here after all.

“Listen, I need you to find me 151 Witnesses - just enough for me to win…”

I’m sure the cops will harass them anyway.

My fucking life with my wife and son. I honestly hope I get into a car accident with the steering column impaled in my chest so I can call them with my dying breaths to say I love them, only to have them not pick up because their ring is on mute. Then I’d come back as a total DICK of a ghost saying ‘See? I told you to turn your ring volume up!’

Lock them up! Lock them up! (In Arkham.)

The only thing I miss about FB was the Birthday reminders.

For me, the only feeling better than dumping Reddit a month or so ago has been when I ditched Facebook years ago.

No, no, NO! It’s the drag people at the libraries that do this!

So the Special Lunar Operation didn’t go as planned? I thought they said it would only take three days…

Or that one of the main ingredients in Diet Coke is, you know, water…

This is why you don’t handle TRAITORS with kid gloves and give them house arrest.

I’m in IT, and anything HP can just fuck off.

Edit to add: Never buy any printer that comes with an ink/toner subscription service.

No, no, no. It’s LIBRARIES that are the threat.

So having resigned (quit) they are not eligible for unemployment, I assume.

Fox Viewers: ‘Don’t get vaccinated because there are brain controlling microchips hidden in the jab.’ Also Fox Viewers: ‘I can’t wait to get one of Elon’s brain chips to own the libs!’