That’s just xerxes

BUT THEN I CAN’T PET THAT DOG

The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them

YOU did this to me!!!

Its… so… BEAUTIFUL

Can confirm; I glazed the ham.

Yes

I build high end CB radio setups for people I know, and it’s always so satisfying

According to a recent shitpost, there may be a third option

I don’t think this is his first time doing that…

The game was rigged from the start

Good god, that makes too much sense! Away with you, we need to implant tracking devices in our offspring and I’ll hear nothing else on the matter

I have! Some people have sent some pretty amazing work, though one person did send the most vile sandwich

I happen to like sandwiches. A lot.

Eggs. Never much liked eggs outside of scrambled or omelets and I only really tolerate those but I know pretty much everyone else likes them so 🤷