Security risks, like interacting with Chinese people and undoing decades of our propaganda

It’s amazing how well and efficiently the government works to uphold the interest of their owners. True bipartisanship.

“Fascism is when you have to infer a word from context to avoid being called slurs” (Albert Fascism, creator of the .ml TLD

What else is new?

In communist China everyone gets a daily ration of 5 crickets and tree bark scraps, that you’re only allowed to eat after giving Xi Jinping a sloppy kiss in the mouth.

The removed of fascism is always in heat

Dozens of pro-Palestinian protesters arrested outside New York Stock Exchange

Feel like I read this headline 50 times in the last year

They were never in the business of fighting fascism. Just look at the dictatorships they supported.

That one is even more goatse looking than the N-Gage

Zorg should learn about the broken window parable smh

I’m also a fan of “junta”

Some things never change.

TikTok might start being not shit after this, but I’m not risking exposure until I have confirmation

On the plus side, it would be the first time in several decades the military is deployed in a terrorist rogue state

Would be really funny if he can’t be bothered to do even that and we accidentally have a good thing happen.

Sadly, one of the ghouls will hand him a piece of paper and he’ll sign it

[Winds of Change by Scorpions playing loudly]

There was no danger of that happening, Mr. Mastodon