Just walk in with your resume and and ask to see the manager so you can shake their hand…

So less of a jam and more of a slam?

Blue collar generally refers to tradesmen, white collar is office work

I recently had a tour of the Redmond campus. They have multiple geothermal wells for power as well as an air conditioning system that uses almost no energy, it was pretty neat.

Mamms effect was (unfortunately) never released

I’ve seen Jazz apples in stores around Southeastern Pennsylvania. They’re pretty good, but my favorite is Pazazz apples. They’re similar in size to Honeycrisp but sweeter with a bit of tartness to them.

I wasnt able to upgrade to fiber internet until about 2017

One of my friends keeps chickens in a small coop surrounded by chicken wire. A while back some raccoons killed most of his chickens by pulling pieces of them through the small holes in the wire fence. A few years after the incident I was visiting my friend. While we were hanging out in the backyard I stepped on a dessicated chicken wing…

I recently had to reinstall windows on a coworker’s laptop because it wouldn’t boot (hard drive is probably failing). I couldn’t even format the drive because bitlocker was bit locking and the only way to turn it off is through the control panel (again, PC would not boot). I ended up having to delete the entire partition so I could reformat and install.

The thing that bothered me the most is how Aang sounds exactly like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle

It’s what plants crave

The bar is low and the concerns are high

What have you done to my boy Fido!?

It’s just Swamp German

That’s a shame, I prefer my burgers served on a snow shovel

Here in the US it’s Ginger Ale

Always has been

Fun fact: PLU’s (Product Lookup Units) are searchable on Google, though it’ll look like you’re just on your phone while at the register

Merkuh

The price of most groceries have at least doubled. I can still get store brand eggs for about $1.50 a dozen but other brands are easily 3+ dollars now. Meanwhile supermarkets are posting record profits.