We had the Palpatine Pope, now we get the Sheev Pope.

When compared to any accent other than their own.

this is how I find out.

I live in a country with two plug types and actually have to use a fuckload of converters

It’s the “universal English accent” in a sense.

… for American English

“I was unemployed”

• Why?
• Can they not even keep a job?

“I took a sabbatical”

• Mysterious
• Arousing
• Shows off the size of your enormous sack

EDIT : When I took my sabbatical and I was dating at the same time, instead of being seen as a scruffy bum it actually did give an air of mystique, since most people at that age were not doing things like that.

Mike and Nike are pronounced similarly

I think historical, and the seriousness of it (guillotines, etc)

Why does Murdoch give a shit? They’re doing all the shit he wants anyway, is he mad they started misinterpreting his Aussie accent for a South African one?

One of them is taking a dirt nap

Been so long since I last saw this ancient meme

Looks like it’s just one particular Scheels that’s on there.

time to report to corporate

what is the point of the analogy?

it’s a historical example , which not everyone is aware of. those who know understand faster, those who don’t learn more about events that actually took place.

Serious question, what are you meant to do when kids vandalize your shit, cops don’t care and you don’t know the parents?

EDIT : Not defending the guy, just poor social skills to begin with.

After all, Obama ate a hot dog with Dijon fucking mustard.

right, then what if you could sync any bluetooth headphones to the case? mind blown

edit : or if it had a 3.5mm jack, so you could use wired headphones too? amazing. in fact, what if it also took AA batteries for emergencies?

leaving no need to carry your $1000 phone on a run.

my brother in christ it’s called an MP3 player.

now this is stupid AI use for shitposts. you could have just used a picture of pope francis instead of “generic bishop”

JFC, first Liz truss meets The Queen before she dies, now JD Vance is at it too?

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-66744659

https://apnews.com/article/pope-vance-us-migration-c9fc577cabff138de7bd8026133994fc

EDIT : someone beat me to it https://lemmy.world/post/28511386?scrollToComments=true

The tools matter because of the sheer volume of content which literally any meth head can produce

wow amazing. You wanna go bust up some mimeographs tomorrow night?

EDIT : Like jesus fucking christ, it’s like people getting mad at printing presses.