This reminds me of “Clarke and Dawe - The Front Fell Off” skit XD

I used to believe there were a ton of things that the universe decided to fuck me in particular. Turns out, it was autisim.

And to add to this,

Girls are allowed to feel emotions. Boys get theirs beaten out of them.

Hence screaming for help is considered a woman thing.

While at it guys, remember that having premarital sex wears your penis out until is as thin as a pencil and you won’t be able to satisfy your future wife. That is why you should save your purity for her 😇

Not comment OP, but I assume its similar to mine. People will approach you to give you flyers of their buisness, free samples, or otherwise smooth talk you to enter their shop/stand.