He’s done a lot of rails at least

Yeah it’s because he’s white, if he was black the cop would’ve killed him

The worst part where I live(Ontario, Canada), they aren’t even high end, they are just insanely expensive. An absolute pile of shit mass-built subdivision home where I live starts at about $500k. Houses where they cut every single corner possible and only hire trade workers under the table or minimum wage. Houses where they pay off inspectors to be able to build without following codes. Houses where they rush every single worker because they are building them as fast as possible. It’s a fucking joke.

If I can’t smoke and swear, I’m fucked

It’s true, sometimes I need the soothing sounds of Individual Thought Patterns to help me fall asleep

Don’t worry, we’ve just gotta hit our growth goals this quarter and everything will be fine

I don’t understand this. I’m 32, I’ve been working labour intensive construction jobs since I was 18, and before that I played football, rugby and hockey pretty much year round. I’ve been pretty tough on my body pretty much my whole life.

99% of days I wake up feeling completely fine. Some times I’ll have a sore back or neck or something, generally from lifting heavy shit or just overworking. Then a few days of recovery, I feel fine. All these memes I see of 30 year olds acting like they are 75 are just so stupid.

Looking forward to seeing him in the Demolition Hammer shirt

For a lot of people it’s because Ukrainians are white and Palestinians aren’t. Also Israel and USA are allies so for most Americans it just instantly means Israel is good.

Look Rand, I’m clicking more links

Pearl Harbor was an inside job

Yeah dude it’s fine, you also mix used motor oil into the soil and it acts as a good pesticide.

If I can’t smoke and swear, I’m fucked

Also love when he tells Ricky he can smoke, the cops in the courtroom pull their smokes out too

I remember someone telling me they were going to hunt me down and kill me on StarCraft back in like 2001. Shit hasn’t changed

Reminds me of hearing zeeted and zooted all the time on Dota back in the day

Phone the police and tell him to fuck off? Maybe hit their arm with a bat or something. If I was alone I could even just leave. Not immediately execute them.

Can you win if all the people in power happen to not be alive anymore?

“I dump my car’s used oil in the local creek, so there are less people at Jiffy Lube idling their cars #ecowarrior”

4 Seasons Total Landscaping sells the best hair tar

I live in Canada and it feels like half the country has been on fire this summer. The Premier of my province doesn’t even think climate change is real and is currently stripping away environmental protections from our best land so his buddies can build subdivisions and destroy it