Even better if you hit ‘er with the “Look, over there!” before sneakily adding the dish to the sink

Time for a Krabby Patty?

Ayyeee nice work!

Instructions unclear

Shitting in the grass next to a post. People are looking at me

and welcome to the JAM!

When I first joined Lemmy over a year ago after the Reddit API changes, I unknowingly joined a server that had a large right wing community. So I’ve been seeing a bunch of that stuff on Lemmy for a while now

I can’t look at super close up pictures of insects, like where you can see all the little hairs and shit. Sends shivers down my spine. The worst part is I had to dissect a giant grasshopper in high school anatomy. God I still remember having to rip its mandibles out of its face. Gahh shiver. The cat was much more manageable later on in the year lol

I can’t look at super close up pictures of insects, like where you can see all the little hairs and shit. Sends shivers down my spine. The worst part is I had to dissect a giant grasshopper in high school anatomy. God I still remember having to rip its mandibles out of its face. Gahh shiver The cat was much more manageable later on in the year lol

What’s soccer have to do with any of this?

meatspin.com

An absolute classic

Lol yup! That’s the one haha

Haha makes me think about the old HydroHomies subreddit and what it was originally called

Now I’m wondering if God has a belly button….cause that would imply an umbilical cord

Yeah I agree. I did see an article talking about how it’s changing a lot more rapidly than other generations, so I think we’ll see a lot more variation in the slang.

Oh my god, a Borrowers reference? I friggen loved that movie as a kid haha

And his name is “JOHN CENA!!”

Also the classic deez nuts

“England is my city”

or

“Thats an awfully hot coffee pot”

Guy must’ve really been booking it on his bicycle if he got mistaken for a friggen rocket

We must befriend the Ja’Vi so we can extract all their unobjainium

How many times do I have to tell you, take your jleats off before you walk on the jarpet!