I love the satire

“>Be elon musk”

“>have 1st child, hates elon”

“>have 2nd child, hates elon”

“>FUCK IT ill make a LLM love me.”

“>have grok”

“>grok ousts stupidity and distain for his creator.”

"Elon just stop, its just sad… "

Honestly i question what he really knows/understands.

He has a undergraduate degree in physics. But nothing in computer science and majority of his companys are mostly computer science. I feel like he just has a fasod that hes “smart” but pays other people to tell him stuff and he just relays that as if it were him that knew this information. Very similar to path of exile de-bockel

Deletes SSN database to “save money”

“See we dont need CISA our computers arent getting hacked, so what do we pay them for?”

If you don’t get the joke is CISA security is so good they dont get hacked

theres a meme that got popular on lemmy just shitposting about BEANS and then JEANS. so its playing on that.

I usually name systems after ablums names from music i listen to. Lmao it is an odd name TBH

Ass flabs?

Go figure i did not know that

thank you for sharing i had no idea of this. and its really fucking funny shit! i love this kind of humor!

i might steal that for datasets >:D

ADSL filter thats pretty damn funny! its like the blinker fluid equivalent of tech support

good story! honestly got a good chuckle out of me

The jonkler

Its sadly for work and we use it for CAM

No! No! It cant be that way. I want to spend hours screaming at my computer. Because fusion 360 is having problems finding my licence key!

Thats too easy, give me more difficultly Make canceling a painful process. Only 14 more emails and a USPS certified mail letter to go! Thanks adobe i love spending hours doing a simple task! (This is satirical)

GNU/MacOS/TimApple/Proprietary/Unix Which is all apart of the SystemD Operating system

The cake is a lie?

I AM HERE TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY

Sudontplease :P