They called Obama the Deporter in Chief. Trump wishes he could get a nickname like that. Carter himself was a nice guy but his below average presidency led to Reagan.

Capitalism functioning as expected. Shocking.

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/article-rcmp-commissioner-says-no-data-that-fentanyl-is-moving-south-in-mass/

Maybe Mexico/America has more of an issue, but Canada/America doesn’t. Insofar as I recall, both have taken proactive steps, which Trump apparently feels aren’t enough. I’m of the opinion that no steps would have been enough and he was just hellbent on doing his bullshit anyhow.

The pilot died? Well that does explain a lot.

“I sent vaccines to the antivaxxers, this is a great idea that will surely resolve the issue.”

Guy needs a new brainworm to pilot him cuz that move is stupid as fuck.

More wasteful government spending. Guy said he was gonna shoot himself, why waste ~40 cents?

Remember when he endorsed Goya beans in the Oval Office? Good times.

Shocking literally no one, cancelling a credit card with a 10,000 dollar limit that has only had 2,000 spent on it isn’t actually 8,000 in savings.

If I could really choose a death method, I think gladiatorial combat to the death would be pretty dope. Just throw death row inmates in a arena and PPV it. Let guys in for life with no parole or 300 year sentences have a go too if they want. Not for a reduction in sentence or extra benefits or anything though, just to do it. If dudes survive, let them fight again in the next show if they want. Could even give profits to the victims families.

I had heard anecdotes of the head surviving for several seconds before death in that case. The aesthetic is top tier though.

I mean, if I had to choose between the chair, lethal injection, and a firing squad… I always thought they shot for the head though, so kinda surprising they go for the heart shot, though I suppose an open casket funeral is preferable. Heart would take longer for death, wouldn’t it?

My guess based on your description would be something good, that after a few uses, goes catastrophically bad. Like a gun that disintegrates the person you shoot (prophet) and each subsequent use after the first (squeeze) gives it a increasing chance to disintegrate itself and the user. (monster)

Push to ban automobile manufacture as it threatens buggywhip makers.

mans got that “hit randomize on the character creator” look.

The only bad part about the obvious outcome here is that we’ll have the 9/11 and JFK conspiracy theorist types jerking themselves raw about how it was absolutely a conspiracy to assassinate him.

Vance might be smarter then Trump but there’s not a chance MAGA coalesces around him if Trump dies. Without that, congressional R’s won’t bend the knee so readily.

Considering I’ve been this way since I was a school aged kid, I don’t think it’s relevant.

It looks like you’ve replied to the wrong person as I am in no way sure how your comment is relevant to mine.

I’ve caught what I presume is the seasonal flu and it has absolutely put me on my ass. Blowing my nose every 5 minutes, coughing up phlegm, I’ve used so many tissues my trash bin is looking like I’m a teenager who just discovered pornhub. I think I’m past the worst of it, but I took a long weekend and bought a boatload of sick supplies like mucinex, sudafed, chicken noodle soup, and powerade anyhow just to be on the safe side. I’ve got a pretty strong immune system and basically never catch colds, so I feel pretty confident that regular folks that catch it are going to be absolutely demolished by it, possibly hospital time even.

mfw someone makes r/paywalledwhatever then someone else mirrors it with r/unpaywalledwhatever