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“I’m a bit nervous with this being my first court case, so I hope you don’t mind that I’m a bit drunk”

He was found in bed with the Captain’s daughter.

He was found in bed with the Captain’s daughter,

Early in the morning!

“we wanted to improve player emersion by getting them to find the blue credit key card in real life”

Dude is trying to sell a kitchen that only the protagonist from saints row would buy

I think I’d scream, but my voice may be a little hoarse

Uses °C: what an idiot haha

Still uses °C but adds 273 to it: wow he must be some kind of genius.