The Luigis will continue until morale improves.

Indeed, I fully

And it doesn’t weigh anything!

This is the one true root cause answer.

And there’s this whole war on empathy thing going on for a while.

Paternity leave is awesome, did so myself (male). Even though it was 2010 and in Europe a lot of paperwork came up because it was not my wife…

Always has, guaranteed.

I don’t think they do but mine still works perfectly and is pretty awesome. Also, it uses less power than a lot of modern TVs

It has modern connections but is only smart in a minor way so no laggy menus etc.

Or plasma?

Absolutely, it’s not looking to hot here either. For those who don’t know should look into our west/east split.

Yeah.

Exactly.

We already went through the phase you just began.

As jordanlund says, do not mess with toner.

It’s tiny particles and not healthy and world ruin you vacuum (and spread it).

EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!

EXTERMINATE!

I’m tired of pretending companies are making the world better.

See:

The corporation

The new corporation

Life ist the only dramedy about you you’ll ever have, so might as well experience that and with a little bit of Yolo attitude!

Where to?

Nope. Still a mystery!

All of them. They end up the same, by design.