B-but I thought they didn’t have the ability to get him out of CECOT!

I don’t think so? Yeah, every accusation is a confession and all that, but I don’t remember seeing anything to substantiate it.

Does your car have an aux port? If so, get a 3mm male-to-male audio cable and plug one end in the iPod and the other in the aux port.

Could be inherited.

Wow, really? I thought that was a Kardashian.

You’d think so, wouldn’t you. And yet, they were lining up to suck his dick even after the last time.

But unlike some other Robin Hoods, can you type with an English accent?

Crimson beyond blood that flows

I thought it was Mike Johnson who has the weirdo masturbation pact with his kid?

Exactly. Fuck them.

Apparently when Japan asked what exactly the US wanted out of a trade deal, they couldn’t get a straight answer.

I mean, Rupert Murdoch started FOX News specifically to prevent another Watergate, so mission accomplished.

Did anyone really expect differently?

B-but muh egg prices! Also, something something okay with the economy crashing if it owns the libs.

Do you really need to ask? Afrikaner nepo-baby is shadow president.

Aww, little Afrikaner nepo-baby’s pwecious fee-fees hurt? It’s almost like being right-wing also means you’re a special little snowflake who can dish it but can’t take it.

Man, I was just thinking last night that at least Pelosi never publicly capitulated like this, and then realized how absurd it was that I was yearning for the good old days of fucking Pelosi.

Well, yeah. If they’re all dead, there’ll be no one to expel! /s

Might have misattributed the quote, but this was definitely something that the Cult of Skaro said to Cybermen during either the 9th or 10th Doctor runs.