Man, I was just thinking last night that at least Pelosi never publicly capitulated like this, and then realized how absurd it was that I was yearning for the good old days of fucking Pelosi.

Well, yeah. If they’re all dead, there’ll be no one to expel! /s

Might have misattributed the quote, but this was definitely something that the Cult of Skaro said to Cybermen during either the 9th or 10th Doctor runs.

“THIS IS NOT WAR. THIS IS PEST CONTROL!” – Dalek Supreme Donald J. Trump

Every package I’ve gotten via DHL was fulfilled by USPS, though. Do they even have the infrastructure to handle their own deliveries?

Having multiple models share the same defect is just being efficient!

Man, the timing on this announcement is breathtaking.

More specifically, Typhon getting buried under Mt. Etna was the reason it’s a volcano.

Texas choosing to not execute a man (for now)? Surprising, but not unwelcome.

Also:

In a response to that petition, the Texas Attorney General’s Office said Roberson had failed to prove his “actual innocence,” and that the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals had ruled Nikki’s injuries were “inconsistent with a short fall from a bed or complications from a virus.”

That’s… not how the burdern of proof works at all?

The article doesn’t make it sound like the direction he’s actually taking, but he could potentially sue for defamation, since they’re attributing the messages to him, which he denies is true, and the messages have had a pretty apparent negative effect on him. Seems like he’s suing for leaking his PII instead though, so I guess he’s doubling down on the notion that someone apparently went through a lot of effort to fake everything.

Wouldn’t mind getting the final act of the Aenid. C’mon Virgil, I believe in you!

If it works. Don’t Teslas still have problems in his stupidass underground Vegas loop? And that’s pretty much as ideal driving conditions as you can get.

The entire reason that they’re appointed positions in the first place was to prevent just that. The actual problem is that these are lifetime appointments with no way to remove them. What we really need is some damn term limits.

Well, that’s why this would be an underground railroad. If it was legal there wouldn’t be any need to hide it.

I think this is just the hill he’s decided to die on. Zion uber alles or some ideological shit like that.

Nah, see, it’s just typical victim blaming. He’s pretty much doing the whole “why do you make me hurt you” gaslighting bullshit you get from all abusers.

Well, he already got himself cancelled once over President Convict’s 2nd Amendment bonafides. Maybe he’ll do it again and it’ll stick this time.

So, this is similar to how lethal injection executions were getting botched because all the people who knew how to do it properly refused to on moral and ethical grounds, and the states decided to push ahead anyway?

Didn’t realize K-mart was even still in business.

That is merely a continuation of the original ethnic cleansing that reduced Palestine to Gaza and the West Bank to begin with.