Standing up feels like the check engine light comes on

My main use cases are Timers in Kitchen, Finding my wife’s phone, and turning off music.

1979 Sanyo Record Player. It was my mom’s and she bought it in high school

I think I remember that one as well. Likely was CSI or something

A Potato Ricer. My wife thought it was dumb as hell, until she made the best mashed potatoes we’ve ever had. It’s like a massive garlic press for potatoes