So how is Betsy DeVos gonna siphon money for public schools to provide schools?

And his base will eat it all up just like last time.

I need to buy a shitton of “I did that” stickers with his dumb orange face on em and plaster them all over gas pumps

They would just think he was talking about the “other” people’s guns

Fucking magnets!

A lot of doors are gonna carelessly be left open 🫤

It’s bonkers that the people who can’t stfu about FREEDOMS are the ones who want to strip everyone else’s away

I’m mad it’s 2024 and we need to check notes

Make sure women don’t have rights stripped away

Gertrude…who goes by Gertie

I really wish Dead Like Me could have lasted longer.

you.

Don’t.

Fucking.

SAY

I bought my dad’s 2014 MKZ off him 4 years ago. They stopped producing GPS updates several years before I bought it off him. According to the device, there are times it thinks I’m driving through farmland when I’m at a Target parking lot.

People don’t buy station wagons so they don’t make them.

Hatchbacks are just renamed station wagons. Change my mind.

Either you scrape together a few bucks in spare change now, or 18 years of child support/penicillin later.

These are just the pawns. Their best are the ones behind the curtain.

In a sane world his chances would have tanked the second he publicly, on stage made fun of a disabled journalist.

Or their silently implemented flex pricing

Kinda like The Attic in Dollhouse

Not to mention illegal immigrants are half as likely to commit crime as American citizens

It’s like Umberto said in The Ranch: “We live in fear everyday. 5 miles over the speed limit and it could ruin our life”

Yeah, first year of that sleezey presidency they had position postings for his vineyard looking for migrant workers

Well, she’s also pretty attractive so she’s got a 1-up right there