That sounds awesome, I wish I could use that. Unfortunately my fiancée and I have very different sleeping habits and I imagine one of us is going to be waking up at the wrong point in the sleep cycle. Sounds like a great idea though

Shattered pixel dungeon is awesome. Definitely frustrating, and has a bit of a learning curve but it’s rad. Infinite replay value

Better yet, they’re sent through dishwashers that heat the water crazy hot. FDA requirements dictate that the surface temperature of utensils in a commercial dishwasher must get up to 160°F. NSF requirements necessitate temps high enough to yield a log5 reduction in bacteria. Because of this, many commercial dishwashers get up to 180°F. They also use both soap and sanitizer. You don’t have to worry about this if the restaurant is up to code.

Craziest part is they take like, 3 minutes start to finish.

I’m engaged to my best friend, my future in laws are cool as hell, both my parents are alive and well, and my brothers and I get along really well. I’ve also got the cutest little nephew and hearing him laugh always makes my day. I might not make a ton of money, but I’ve got a damn good family and couldn’t be more thankful for them

I’d say same, but I don’t get fat I just am fat

Love me some gravity falls. Also same

Wingdings. My handwriting is really bad

Happy Birthday, if I’ve gotta sit there quietly and feel awkward, so do all of you

Top for me so far was hearing my fiancée say yes when I asked her to marry me. I’ve beaten brain cancer twice, but hearing her say yes to forever with me beats that by a massive margin

Fair enough, but it’s a decent reason to like the color I think :)

I can’t imagine a lot of folks are going to agree with me on this, but a nice warm brown is so cozy. Think like the color of Hershey’s chocolate (actually, maybe think of a better chocolate).

It’s the color of chocolate, coffee, big cozy leather armchairs in old oak libraries, a nice well seared steak… What’s not to like?

Have you previously tried to nibble a fish for comparison? Are we talking live or cooked?

Huge fan of both of these, I came to the comments to see if someone already said vote411.org. Really helpful for a brief but thorough snapshot

Eh, I’d be happy with $30 hourly. At 70 hours a week (line cook) I’d be making around $100k. I was making 87¢ an hour above minimum wage at the place I just left. I gave 100% anyway because if I didn’t the experience really sucked

“1 hug” is a regular addition to my fiancé’s list when she asks me if there’s anything I need. It’s a great addition because then I get my hug!

Let’s play hide and seek, I’ll hide and you seek professional help.

All joking aside, I’m glad you enjoy them! I’ve never really met anyone who does so I always have to just begrudgingly eat the grape candy myself when it comes in a bag with different flavors. I hate food waste too much to throw the damn stuff out

I get where you’re coming from and I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re right, but I used to work with kids in after-school programs doing homework help and a handful of those kids were really surprisingly talented. I saw some really cool art from some of them, so I could see this being real.

I was raised catholic, I always feel that guilt 100% of the time

As a line cook, cutting up everything before a pan gets turned on is just good mise en place. You shouldn’t start cooking until you know you’re ready and haven’t forgotten anything. The whole process is way easier and more relaxed when you’ve got all the components together in advance