Buy more of the perma-dye to get the spots you didn’t dye because they were under your clothes. If you’re going to be permanently green, go full body.

It will! There’s a plugin: https://github.com/EionRobb/purple-discord

I still use Pidgin, because I still have some old work related contacts who use Skype, and I’d much rather use Pidgin than keep Skype around. It will do discord too but it’s a bit kludgey.

• Has faith in the Lord
• Believes that God saved Trump from assassin’s bullet
• Ergo: put Trump in the path of every hurricane, enjoy being protected by proximity.

I enjoy turning this one around. “Oh, you’re one of those socialists who wants everybody else to do your work for you, too lazy to lift your own groceries. Nobody wants to work anymore!”

“Sir, this is First National Total Landscaping”