Only an American would think a slab of cheddar would be tasteless.

I miss Bernie.

I mean, he’s giving advice on how to do it yourself properly, not telling me to leave it to a professional.

Bit late for that

My barber says not to do this.

Convictions watermelon mortar.

I think you overestimate the amount of cousin fucker passports.

‘Reality’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

That’s literally forcing authority.

Stephen Miller and that ice twat decked out in their nazi leather collection slinging a synchronised all male dance routine or some mad shit.

Is there anywhere I can put a bet on it being the most repressed nazi nonsense I’ve ever seen?

No they don’t. It’s just them trying to force authority.

Aww, poor nazis don’t like being hated.

Now - ‘the shoes are over there’.

Now - ‘the shoes are over there’.

That’s a very eloquently put ‘get fucked’.

Fucking lol.

Oh no.

What in the ever living fuck did I just read. Is that real?

It’s pretty severe considering a fat orange pedo sells everything not nailed down to Russia and is somehow still in the Whitehouse.

I feel bad now for liking that step about the device with the single button.