Hey copilot - what was that website I found with the sweet ass interracial stepsibling fuckin? You know the one where that sis’s ass popped just the right way? Not the one with the first-cousins. I gotta draw the line somewhere. I mean, that was ALSO great porn but I have pre-postnut clarity here and that kind of shit just aint what I need right now.

Just got the email too. Lol no. They need to do something before asking for money.

In January I moved all my 401k funds to a vangaurd stable fund which mostly invested in money markets. My 401k is somehow up from April 1st by a few %. Thinking of reallocating to take advantage of Trump’s inevitable reversal.

My guess is he will do it piecemeal as countries cave to his attempt at soliciting bribes. So the market as a whole wont recover all at once. When I see he is starting to reverse individual tariffs, that’s when I’ll do the reallocation. But until then I think there is more to lose.

Also I shorted Elmo and cashed out high enough to cover the losses on the rest of my portfolio. So somehow I didn’t get turbofucked by them this time.

I strongly support the notion that any federal assets sold off illegally by trump should be imminent domained.

They don’t want to compete. That’s not the point of any of this. They want to strip it for parts because Trump has rang the dinner bell for the vultures to feast on everything we have built in this country.

Trump utterly destroying the US’s economy may very well be the best thing for global warming. No one will be able to afford meat. It’s rice and beans for everyone!

The secret is get promoted to where you do the code reviews. Then just get too busy to do them reliably. Timebomb activated.

Yeah I’m just gonna have to take my old reddit strategy of rolling a new account once a month.