PLEASE DON’T
WASH YOU’RE
BALLS IN THE
BAJA BLAST

— MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO

yes

Yeah, except he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing.

I just need a NO U button.

fragilé

ew

“We did it to Iran, and we will do it to you if you don’t do what we want.”

— 2025 US foreign domestic policy

I came here to comment this. Glad to see it’s already here.

measure twice
cut once

— “Deep Thoughts” by Jack Handey

No, citizens are the opposition to the GOP. It’s up to us that see MAGA bullshit to get others to realize too.

The citizens’ work of putting pressure on the government would have been so much easier right now had “both sides” mentality not elected Donald.

Had Harris won, criticism of democrats would have been far more effective.

You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

Texas governor never really stands for anything.

not quite sure it’s not starting out enshittified

wraps are cylindrical

That candy is so good.
Not an overly sugary flavor—just sweet-ish.

oops, I have a raging hard erection

oh like trump and musk

what the fuck is profanity