Peter File?

too young soon?

If reports of Donald’s diet are correct, he’s also the one who is killing Donald.

the goat that used my mailbox as a buffet

“If our guy is this bad, imagine how bad a Democrat would be.”

C is already guessed, unfortunately.

If they wanted equal pay, they should get higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer instead of lower paying jobs like woman doctor or woman lawyer.

arq

A quick web search revealed there are far more than I imagined.

3-5 hits will do that, too

two great tastes that taste great together

Desert Lizard: send nudes

That Guy: hold my phone

So you see: Don’t believe in the system
to legalize you or give you your freedom
You want rights? Ask ’em—they’ll read ’em
But every flower got a right to be bloomin’
Stay human

— Michael Franti & Spearhead (2001)

I guess you haven’t seen their uniform then…

Don’t worry.

After eating one apple, two pears, three plums, four strawberries, and five oranges, a piece of chocolate cake, an ice cream cone, a pickle, a slice of Swiss cheese, a slice of salami, a lollipop, a piece of cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a slice of watermelon, and a green lea, he’ll turn into a beautiful butterfly.

mouth anus

Oh yes, never forget

yes, from long covid