“It’s Biden’s fault.”
— conspiracy-loving right winger… probably

it’s never happened to me my whole life

And then “4” guy will get upset about being called on his shit, and say, “Actually, you are the dumb fuck.”

I’m a beaver man myself. Pubes are sexy.

buttery males

especially after his metamorphosis

Too late now. Had to do it before the elimination of DEI hiring. Others is black.

buttery males

Edison would have been a more appropriate name

I think teachers learn to just lean into it.

Who’s gonna say that’s wrong? The (former) National Weather Service??

a witty retort, perfectly timed

edit:
How deep?
to the deepest depths of your soul

lots lord and savior cheeses

dead people don’t starve

as planned

bad career choice since it will just be automated one day

American exceptionalism

“ACTIVE SHOOTER” is great to embroider in big white letters on the yearbook photographer’s hat and gear bag, so everyone knows who it belongs to.

Robotech has three of these relationships. They’re not very developed since it’s very early anime, but they have many of the qualities you’re describing.

The first one is Claudia and Roy.

Edit: They may not be exactly what you’re describing, but I think they’re in the right direction.