Yea goatse caused me zero trauma. It was fairly mild compared to most other shock content.

Not sure how that traumatised you.

You’re doing yourself a disservice. It’s just a butthole.

Rest in gibs

Most doors are not 7" thick…

There is no “we” here.

These issues are not unique to your country.

Millennial here - gen Z has retirement savings???

As do I.

Also I will rub BBQ sauce onto the parts of my body that I keep uncovered. It helps with the heat transfer.

…you flake on dinner with your “friends” because they cook with a gas stove. I hope this is satire.

None. I’m not a coward.

The spice melange

I feel like this is only one specific type or partying where you go to a business. There are many forms of DIY partying which involve spending less money and allow you to see and speak to people that you are parting with.

I love that someone took time out of their day to carefully plan and prepare this chart.