• I’ve read books.
• In multiple languages.
• And I can read musical notes.
• I’m a capable home cook.
• I’ve built stuff. Assembling IKEA furniture counts, right?
• My mum still keeps most of my paintings.
• If you can read this, you know that I can write.
• I can cut down vegetation.
• I can even dive.
• Yes, I open the camera app daily.
• There’s an app for that as well.
• I’m wearing my backpack already.
• Five of the seven continents (as many of us understand them culturally), so far.

Which is why I have an orgy every night.

We may have our opinions about the qualities of Reddit. But the Daily Mail? I feel dirty, just having a link to that dump on my screen.

It’s more positive than I expected. 😁

Step up military aid to Ukraine significantly. That is the only way to peace. Giving in to russian demands would only lead to a short cease fire, before they launch their next attack.

That so many Germans have bought into russian propaganda is a major hurdle.

Some of us are given free meals to eat in our paid meal breaks.

Nothing fancy though. Most times, the chef only makes a starter or a dessert. Rarely both.

• Not an invasion of privacy.

• Activating a sprinkler would be a better deterrent than sending an alert to Simon.

If I were to write a programme where it would be typical to choose between units of measurement, which I’m not, the drop down menu would have a choice of “SI units” and “fuck no, you don’t get to choose!”

This stinks! Oh sorry, I’m on the toilet. The verdict is actually quite welcome.