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Just like Kanye, it’s schizophrenia’s fault he loooovvves Hitler

I don’t mean the hum of any moving parts, I mean the stand-by electricity flowing through them.

Phone charger, kettle, laptop, TV, stove, fan (without the fan actually moving).

This happened to me when I took antidepressants for the first time, as well as being incredibly sensitive to sound, to the point where I could hear electricity.

Not being hyperbolic at all. To test this my partner and I tested a bunch of devices, she flicked either a dummy-switch, or one powering an appliance, and with my back turned, I could tell her if it was on, off, or she hit a dummy switch.

Ultimately I couldn’t stand being on antidepressants, I felt like my IQ dropped 10 points.

The ADL also thinks gluing coins to the road is a hate symbol. Not worth taking them seriously.

Made in Abyss.

If you can overlook the odd artistic liberties, it’s great.

And literal babies /s

The Human Discharge

I really hope “kid dick” is listed.

It probably isn’t

Were Buddhists killing people for depicting Buddha?

Test Comment: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

It says a lot that there’s only one religion that I’m scared to criticize.

12 people were killed for publishing a cartoon of Muhammad.

A teacher was beheaded for showing a drawing of Muhammad.

Cartoonist drew Muhammad, leading to Danish embassies being attacked and riots broke out and people died. Later, people broke into his house to try to kill him.

Cartoonist had to live under police protection because of threats.

Creators of South Park were threatened for including Muhammad in an episode of the show.

These were just a few from the FIRST PAGE of a search engine, AND outside of Muslim majority countries.

This is before even considering every other ‘provocation’, leading to incidences like:

Salman Rushdie being stabbed on stage

A teacher forced into hiding for showing a picture of mahammad

I wonder about the implications of using the power continuously, even once the bowels are empty.

Can I force people to prolapse enough of their asshole to the point of a life threatening emergency?

I guess what I’m asking is whether I can make a trumpet shit our a kidney or two?

Of course I use Linux, why else would I be using Lemmy.

Nagrand, World of Warcraft.

Seems Chill

When I was 12 my Mum gave me my first PC, it was a second hand work PC with a tiny HDD.

There wasn’t enough space to install The Sims, so I deleted the Program Files folder, thinking I don’t need any programs, only games.

I bricked my PC lol. Needed a tech to reinstall Windows. Thankfully, I could tell him I needed enough space for the game and he debloated it as much as he could. Legend.

Its literally a bad prototype for the ps3 lol

Sony Teases Futuristic Phones and PlayStation Controllers

Sony can tease my asshole.

I realised all these years later that so many games from my childhood had the issue of “floaty characters”.

Mario 64 felt so good because you could run at full speed, snap the alalog stick back and jump, and Mario would pivot on a bees dick and launch himself at your face.

Being strong doesn’t make you a capable fighter.

Knocking someone out is not as easy as it may seem, it takes skill, more than strength.

One in eight men think they could score a point against Serena Williams

Who do you think would win between an Olympic level male swimmer, or an amateur level female UFC fighter?