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A blonde walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.

So the barman gave it to her.

there are a few articles on hackaday. that’s all I’ve got

About thirty years too late. That horse has bolted long ago.

Pink Floyd.

Some of their music is nice to listen to. Some of it is catchy. Most of it is just boring.

Anj ?

In Australia, it’s common to shorten names, then add:

• “-o” suffix to names ending with a consonant sound. Thus, David>Dave>Davo, Steven>Steve>Stevo, John>Johnno, Dominique>Dom>Dommo
• “-az” or “-azza” to names ending with, or containing, an “ar” syllable. Gary>Gaz or Gazza, Sharon>Shaz or Shazza, Barry>Bazza
• ”-ie” (“ee” sound) to names ending with a vowel sound (but sometimes with consonant sound too). Stuart>Stew>Stewie, Frank>Frankie, Don>Donnie

I was much happier before I woke up.

North by Northwest

“Not all that glitters is gold; not all those who wander are lost”.

Many, but Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber is the one I’ve read most recently.

Our cat walks around and yells most of the night. Some nights (not many) he will sleep in the bed with us. He sleeps most of the day.

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

She was in Heat , but not in an action role.

My girlfriend. My mother is already dead.

When I was a teen in the 1980s, my mother would snoop through my room and my things most days, then make up stories and get mad at me. Which is why I left home at 15.

The human race? Sure. Individual people? Not me, but some others will.

A misery.

I am Australian - The Seekers

I have. I would. Whether the relationship continues depends on whether the kid(s) and I get along. You need to realise and understand that you’re not just dating the parent.

My late cat would attack me whenever I played Also Sprach Zarathustra on the stereo. The kitten and the dog attack me whenever I play the flute. Everything else seems to be fine.