damn synths

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you mean it doesn’t stand for Wumbo?

Don’t forget the Pendulous Tit

Jassachusetts?

Right now? The End of the Innocence

O’ beautiful, for spacious skies
Now those skies are threatening
They’re beating plowshares into swords
For this tired old man that we elected king
Armchair warriors often fail
And we’ve been poisoned by these fairy tales
The lawyers clean up all details
Since daddy had to lie

‘At least he died doing what he loved: a bunch of whip-its’

shh, popularity will make it worse

memes are weird

It’s funny that so many have memorized an advert for a game they may not have even played

Or you’re porphyritic

I have time enough for quick jaunts but little money and nobody to share it with anyway, sigh.

I like being alone but traveling alone runs a very real risk of me ADHDing myself into a missed flight or something

The few people I do know are the ‘you want to see nature? Turn on the nature channel’ type.

It’s a line from a show: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/JzeQ8OegBdI

‘At least he died doing what he loved: a bunch of whip-its’

I love the comments here.

OP: uses AI to illustrate five-second throwaway gag

average poster: is that AI? burn him! burn the witch!

armchair plumbers: you can’t bury pipes that shallow, and why the heck would you do direct burial?

armchair engineers: do you know how much heat you’re wasting?!