I’d get a tiny violin to play, but I don’t shop at Target.

I haven’t looked that good in a photo in ages; I’m glad they got my good side.

In advance, no less.

Go Musk, go bust?

I want them sent to CECOT; let them enjoy the hospitality they have so graciously extended to the people they’ve kidnapped.

Also, what’s Karoline doing outside of the house? A MAGA woman’s place is barefoot and pregnant, making her ownerhusband a meal.

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How appropriate to have posted it here. Are you cleaning up the hole place?

Exactly my thought. For the same reason they’ve been arresting people at the border trying to enter the US instead of just turning them away, I expect they’ll arrest anyone they seem “illegal” trying to exit the country: The prison industrial complex.

They’re going to get rich off of imprisoning people and forcing them into slave labor and internment camps.

If you’d only said it three times, you would’ve summoned him. So close!

Literally the second sentence of the article body. 😮‍💨

This was my first thought, too 😂

Wait until I’m about to die, then go back to when the first land-dwelling animals first started coming ashore. I’d bring a bunch of cockroaches with me and then I’d die there. Either the roaches or my decaying corpse will hopefully cause enough change to the timeline that humanity never develops in the first place.

I think that’s the most I could screw over the (human) world.

Only the peace of the grave, I fear. :(

Unfortunately, for those who were expected to comply, it was mentioned that this is (semi-)expected to be a recurring event.

I haven’t seen him without shoes on. ¯\(ツ)/¯

Are we sure it was AI? Not just “allegedly” AI?

For his own sake, he should hope that his bot army performs better than his swastikars.

He singlehandedly turned them into swastikars /swasticars, so I imagine he’s got something to do with it, yeah.

US federal employees:

This time, they’ll call it Order 1488.