Exactly my thought. For the same reason they’ve been arresting people at the border trying to enter the US instead of just turning them away, I expect they’ll arrest anyone they seem “illegal” trying to exit the country: The prison industrial complex.

They’re going to get rich off of imprisoning people and forcing them into slave labor and internment camps.

If you’d only said it three times, you would’ve summoned him. So close!

Literally the second sentence of the article body. 😮‍💨

This was my first thought, too 😂

Wait until I’m about to die, then go back to when the first land-dwelling animals first started coming ashore. I’d bring a bunch of cockroaches with me and then I’d die there. Either the roaches or my decaying corpse will hopefully cause enough change to the timeline that humanity never develops in the first place.

I think that’s the most I could screw over the (human) world.

Only the peace of the grave, I fear. :(

Unfortunately, for those who were expected to comply, it was mentioned that this is (semi-)expected to be a recurring event.

I haven’t seen him without shoes on. ¯\(ツ)/¯

Are we sure it was AI? Not just “allegedly” AI?

For his own sake, he should hope that his bot army performs better than his swastikars.

He singlehandedly turned them into swastikars /swasticars, so I imagine he’s got something to do with it, yeah.

US federal employees:

This time, they’ll call it Order 1488.

Leaving behind only Saddam Hussein.

If you can help it, probably don’t be in the US at all. And, if you’re feeling generous, maybe take a few of us with you.

Did they title the offer “Fork in the Road,” too?

I’ve had an executive membership for 15 or so years. Recently, I’d been planning to downgrade my membership because I didn’t take advantage of the benefits enough to make the price worth it.

I changed my mind specifically because of their stance on DEI policies.

Trump, from one “executive” to another, sincerely, fuck you.

Fuck, I am so sorry people are saying that to you. I can see myself saying it to a close friend as a gallows humor joke, but not with a stranger.

Hugs to you, my friend. You still being around, you not giving up - that is heroic.

I don’t feel good that this was my reaction, but I stand by it:

…can you help ban them in the US, too, please?