Gonna nerd out here for a second.

Magneto actually did pull Wolverine’s adamantium skeleton out once. And it was a massive heel turn after Magneto had been a “good guy” and worked with the X-Men for years.

Easter candy is easily the best seasonal candy of the year.

But this? This is a crime.

Music

I’m sure he has zero incentive to say this too, right?

The TV commercial told me it was part of a balanced and healthy breakfast!

It sounds delicious!

Huh. I never really noticed they spelled it “Froot” before. Weird.

It is a Leica.

Switch? I never left!

So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of “Mountain Dew” on their car.

He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker’s piss bottle.

I thought this was extra rich coming from the woman who won’t even use her real first name (Nimarata) because she fears backlash among her racist, shitbag supporters.

Real talk - these “kids” are gonna look like they are 25 by the time they ever get around to the final season.

This is me when I bite into a piece of candy expecting lime, then it’s nasty green apple.

Thank the gods that Skittles finally came to their senses and went back to the original flavors.

I used to listen to Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit.

I even saw them in concert together once.

Shame.

I know exactly where two of these are in my desk.

You know, just in case.

Because old habits die hard.