• With Microsoft AI, fans will be able to access videos, articles and stats dating back to the league’s founding in 1992.

What in the fresh clotted fuck does this have to do with ai.

I’m tired of umpires being discriminated against! They are not “separate but equal”. I say we treat them like the humans they pretend to be.

A tweet from 13 years ago. Bravo, solid shitpost.

A reciprocal relationship with a pig farm sounds like it could work. I know that Vegas casinos do that, courtesy of Mike Rowe.

Ah, gotcha. I’ve found that if you always put those things in the same place, you never lose them. Looks like you have your method figured out :)

I’m a nightstand guy but yours sounds slightly more efficient.

Huh. I work from home, but I dress in different clothes every day. Guess I’m a fancy boy.

You wear the same pair of pants every day for a week straight?

Oh, great, now I’m going to notice this one too. Thanks for causing me more consternation.

You have an unnecessary comma in there.

“I see your pedantry, and raise you triple-dog pedantry!”

Ah, there you are.

The apostrophe thing really grinds my gears. Especially “it’s” vs “its”. It’s not very hard, “it’s” is a contraction meaning “it is”. Otherwise, it’s possessive. This homonym is its own worst enemy.

I hate that “jealousy” has devoured “envy”. “Language is fluid”, they always say, but those two words have very different meanings!

I’ve never met a “normal” person in my life. We are all crazy, just in different ways. It’s about understanding and managing it in order to appear “normal”. For some people, it’s meds. Others, obsessive hobbies or work. It’s about understanding what makes you crazy and addressing it. I don’t have all the answers, but you are far from alone in being “crazy”. In fact, you’d be crazy if you were the only normal person.

Yo dawg, I heard you like RAM…

People say it everywhere, but it’s “might as well”.

It’s also nice because I can just turn that shit off with one toggle.

minds well

/c/boneappletea

Yeah I know people who justified their vote for him because “he won’t fuck around with wars in other countries, he’s a great negotiator”. Imagine their surprise when Trump turns out to not be what they wanted shockedpikachu.jpg

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