Good news, its range is 150 miles.

The pope realized that no just or loving god would let that couch fucker anywhere near any position of power, so he offed himself out of depression.

Carvana, carmax, etc.

I did

That’s correct, you’re taunting death when you eat it. It tries to warn you with its disgusting taste and texture.

She’s correct, because it tastes and chews like carpet padding. And before you say “you’re cooking it wrong”, I’ve had it at restaurants, and cooked it myself several times. Awful stuff.

There are 3 ways to donate to a charity: time, talent, and treasure. I try to do all three, mostly local but a little internationally too. Being a DINK makes this possible.

That’s toxic and you shouldn’t eat it! Specifically because it’s eggplant.

At this point, I’m sure the plan is to let the HW3 cars age out before they could provide the upgrade. It worked on me, I sold my car a month ago without ever getting what I paid for. I look forward to joining the class action suit, but I doubt I’ll ever see a dime in compensation.

A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head.

He looks like one of his supporters

I’m expecting/hoping that the hamberders do him in by then.

“Let’s not make this political”… the calling card of the embarrassed conservative.

Skewer it with the hook.

The market has the attention span of a goldfish. It’s classic shit: create a problem, repeal or “solve” the problem, bask in the celebration of relief and claim victory. The market won’t go back up the same amount it went down, but insider profits are reaped during market volatility.

I sold about a third of my shares in my retirement index fund into “cash” about a month ago. This was obviously coming and I figured I would try to time the market in this instance. I didn’t have the balls to do the whole thing but I stand to make a nice gain if I can buy back in on the way up.

The next few years will be a constant whip saw of crashes and “recoveries”, because the big money wins more when prices are volatile. They sell before you can. They buy before you can. It’s a dance they take advantage of, and we should try to as well.

Anyone acting like this current clusterfuck is permanent or anything but a random stupid whim hasn’t been following what this shitgibbon does. He will repeal the tariffs at some point, call it a win, and the market will rally in response. Then it’s on to the next abomination of “policy”. Just another episode in the nonstop trash reality show that is a Trump presidency.

All you have to do in the US is put an egg on anything and it becomes a breakfast food. Steak? Steak and Eggs. Cheeseburger? Good Morning Burger. Whisky? No egg necessary for that one, but still.

no

Time to liberate these hamberders from their packaging