Boobs

Yay so many micro crevices filled with adhesive! Now that’ll help with cleaning!

What is the charge?! Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

That’s vaugely threatening

So you’re saying it’s possible

This is what they took from us.

It would if they can do it on your device.

Therapy

Buy a pack of Mio energy?

☺️

It isn’t better, just stupider!

The wires are kind of short to do much here. I’d just try and make sure they’re all tied up in one bundle

I may be speaking from experience. I only pour grease into cans and foil now.

Don’t pour hot grease in a glass jar or it’ll shatter and spill hot grease all over your counter and then when you grab a flimsy piece of plastic from the recycling and try to push it on to stop the spill and the plastic collapses and hot grease goes all over your forearm and gives you 2nd degree burns and your floor is covered in broken glass you will regret it.

Floppy disk.

Cookie

Was this Zuck’s idea?

If a moth wore jeans

Would it wear them like this

Or like this

According to the manual I pulled up on Google the slots are right below where he’s holding the drive in the picture, but they support 80mm drives. 🤭

American military helicopters seem to have a hard enough time not crashing into things when there’s only one of them flying around