I’m constantly surprised that he hasn’t farted himself to death 🤔

He should claim self defense cuz the CEO attacked him first by denying him life saving healthcare.

Wear somewhat minimalist shoes, zero drop, flexible, wide toe box. Sit on a stool instead of comfy office chair.

I have a lot less back pain now.

I bet plenty of non millionaires would be willing to shelter and hide him. 🤷‍♂️

GOOD! #good

Yeah, especially in a country with so many guns, that are so easy to obtain.

🤦‍♂️

So they DON’T want to deport immigrants so that white people can have jobs picking vegetables for less than minimum wage?

🤣

Bruh, it’s just a game 🤷‍♂️

Jeebus, u okay Microsoft? 😬

Does kamala stand behind bullet proof glass? I didn’t notice it at her rallies. 🤔

Wow, what a genius!

/s

Dredd (2012)

Only America is allowed to steal data 😤

Wow, how funny. Elon really wants to help trump win, but he’s too lazy to even make sure the work is being done. He’s busy scrolling on twitter. But that’s just how these jerks are. 🤷‍♂️

They should tweet that

But then , they’ll get banned 😛

ah, you’re right, I can’t believe I forgot about that show. 🤦‍♂️ 👍

I would watch a cop show where they reenact all these dumb cop situations, like the acorn incident, fake fentanyl fainting, etc.

Law and Odor

…need ideas for names

Chups

Don’t. Fuck. With. Swift.

That was just a warning.

J/K, IDK 😛

elon is trying to put The Onion out of business by being hilariously stupid 🤪