https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webflow

At least the kids probably learned something.

Glad there’s nothing important going on in the world and we can huff Vatican chimney-farts for entertainment instead.

If I wanted to read my e-mails out loud, I’d record that and attach the .mp3 file. There is almost never a reason to call me.

But then the new guy reads the incantation wrong so we get another dumb thing for real instead. Great job, Frank, this is why nobody likes you.

You don’t give a murderer credit for not littering because they pick up their spent brass afterward. They’ve got other motivations.

The kind of person whose past probably includes more than a few vivisected animals.

I’m sure he’s busy issuing orders and preparing a response plan (to blame Joe Biden).

I’ve still got one hooked up to a machine that’s old enough to vote. Worked last time I used it too but it’s been about 5 years since then. OP could send me the diskette like I’m one of those mail-in photo development studios from the days of ubiquitous film cameras. Gotta upgrade the printer first though and I hate dealing with printers.

This is still the dumb bullshit stage of things, parades are the sort of time-waste you expect to have to do once in a while. If it turns out to be a pretext and he tells them to keep marching across the Canadian border for US-similation, that’s a different story. Long walk though so plenty of time to mull it over.

Maybe he’ll wear the purple heart that one guy handed him a few years ago.

Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I’m undecided on this one so figured I’d leave it open to interpretation.

Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).

It’s like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.

Not a massive leap on the how-fucked-are-we-ometer but the upward trend continues.

Nah, just some lakes and things. Don’t get me wrong, they’re nice and all but Oklahoma’s a landlocked state.

I went there once, it was OK.

The trick is to press the button just as you start talking. With good timing, you can get stuck in the speaking animation long enough to make it through the fadeout and cutscene. Your character should then emerge unscathed on the other side of the barrier.

My main goal is to blow up.

There’s a British comedy game show called Would I Lie to You? with panelists who are either trying to deceive each other or figure out whether what they’re being told is true or a lie. Sounded like some overlap in the ideas and I can’t resist the allure of a relevant one-character title change.