Oh well, should have raised your kids to be better people.

Quoting a line from Firefly describing what happens when you get attacked by Reavers? That’s a paddlin’.

The world needs more Sentinelese.

User retention mechanism. It helps with maintaining the rider’s posture and, while active, anchors them securely to the motorcycle.

The safest way to do it would be making a segmented enclosure: night cage with a comfortable resting area and one for use during the day with the wheel and magnet. Also change out the hamster for a ferret. This way, any hazardous charge that builds up will be contained within the ferret day cage.

What’s a love corgi, who is Regina and how are hers involved?

Some might say that science has gone too far with this creature but all I’m thinking about when I see it is how much dog there is to pet. Well worth the vacuum electricity bill during shedding season.

Temporal anomaly, Lemmist started writing that reply in early 2020. Something about transiting would-be assassins disrupting the flow of time; eggheads in the lab call it time-bulance. It’s probably fine.

No, don’t eat the social media influencer, stop.

Anybody have the rest of the video?

Maybe he’ll get bored with retirement, have a mid-no-life crisis and the resulting breakdown will generate some interesting news stories.

Quick, blame some missing dead guy for it.

And your hair will grow back like it used to.

Oops, accidentally deleted my DNA instead and now I’m melting.

Citizens, do your duty and secure our nation’s roads by applying this novel reinforcement technique to hazardous vehicles in need.

You might be able to find a shop vac with a large enough hose and intake port, typical household vacuums will struggle to fit anything larger than a medium-sized kitten. I urge you to reconsider though; whatever the cat did wrong, there’s no way it deserves this. Show some mercy.

Waffles that let themselves go.

I’ll take the plutonium mass and a flathead screwdriver please, it’ll be safer.

The only time Musk should get briefed is if that’s a euphemism for a wedgie.

Good news is that if dial-up tinnitus is real, my other comment was only plausible by lucky coincidence. Got a little of the standard variety like what you’re talking about (just enough to make me care about good PPE moving forward) and thought it’d be an interesting consequence of tech exposure for old geeks.

No shit.