My CSI handwavium zoom/enhance tool didn’t come with an eraser, unfortunately.

I’ve seen enough Star Trek to know how you deal with a red-shirt.

That’s like arresting a live grenade and leaving the pin behind. Better hold on tight or start putting some distance between yourself and the whole situation.

Should have run the responses by the staff member nobody likes to play against on board game night.

Just have to zoom out a little, nothing to it.

No tank you.

Interesting definition of “fixed”.

Clearly a pointless and wasteful program, Trump and his suck-ups have never even had to use it.

Let me put on my surprised face.

This is dumb. Just some asshat seeking headlines and he’s getting them.

Where we’re going, we don’t need brains.

- GOPniks

But they’re talking about talking which is like the father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate of tariff discussions.

Octopussy.

A tale of two sackings.

Death isn’t scary, once you’re dead, you’re just gone. Being poor means uncertainty, vulnerability and discomfort (plus, as a bonus, often death). The one thing poverty has going for it is the possibility of getting really lucky and escaping before it kills you.

Same way I “make” a pizza by calling Domino’s.

My only disagreement is everything after your fifth word.

I’ve got something Vance can suck up.

Should have given the job to that Teixiera dipshit, at least he has the excuse of being young and inexperienced to explain his stupidity.

Couldn’t hear the safe word through the ball gag.