Incontinentius buttocks, at it again

Only fans

Biffle

Madlad

What’s the worse that could happen?

Freezer burn yo baby

Both at the same time though, now that’s worth aspiring to

I liked it so much, I bought the company!

Hahahahahahahahaha

Accidentally brutally stabbed himself in the chest whilst shaving

Less lethal than a gun shot

Build it and they will cum

Brain Machine Interface

Hopefully not from Elon Musk but he might well get there first

They’re going to kill this woman, they’re going to do it on national TV… and then they’re going to cheer about it

Add vodka and a shot of espresso and you have espresso martini, a drink to both wake you up and fuck you up

Welcome to New York, baby!

/cries in jazz

Well, we’ve got to keep your knees warm honey!

5… those are rookie numbers, you’ve got to pump those numbers up!

/s

THE ALIENS CONTINUE TO MAKE PROGRESS ON THE AVATAR PROJECT

Well then, from a purely business pov, it seems that what spoitfy should do is wipe these white noise casts, post some of their own (possibly from a subsidiary) and watch that extra 38mill roll in