Yeah construction is still pretty bad around your federal building, that whole block could be closed for… years. Water main, you understand.

If that’s on the list add The Maxx

Quiet quitting by blue states.

Closed 2 Weeks for Renovations.

Ever since the ocean was invented, naval combat vessels have focused on staying above the water. While some may claim this excludes submarines, this in fact accounts for the fact a submarine is not a naval combat vessel, it is a torpedo-storage container full of gay men.

However, recent trends in russian naval tactics have seen their black sea fleet deploying under the ocean, using its depths to hide like the fragile and majestic octopus. Deep ocean ship deployments have been increasing over the parts few years, and offer a benefit of excellent cover, stable positioning, and - bonus - resupply needs greatly reduce as well.

Naval aviators tend to hate the ocean, because it is not the air, but as navies redeploy their fleets underwater (there are rumors india and pakistan may soon experiment with this technology), the only answer is deploy air assets to watch them.

All of them are publicity stunted.

https://theonion.com/u-s-ambassador-to-bulungi-suspected-of-making-country-1819564610/

I’d argue security through obscurity was gone by 2000, for anything that can be pinged.

So are they going after the assembly line workers, or the design engineers first?

You’re too old, Mike, pick someone to endorse and stop trying to run.

I know someone exactly like trump, who said the same thing about work he had me spend 3 days working on when it was inconvenient to admit the truth. I do not doubt at all that trump ordered this and threw hegseth under the bus.

The ones dumb enough to be doing that are republicans, it takes a lot to anger a patient person. But woe if you do.

VEEP

Seriously. “Today the secretary of defense with a drinking problem reveals military secrets to a reporter due to a texting error.”

At least offer free healthcare and child birth, that’s $30,000 out of pocket if you’re middle class.

Governors should sign executive orders firing all ICE employees in their states.

The Chinese market has been huge for Hollywood, a reciprocal tariff would really change the budget math.

If people keep using cars as weapons, soon we’ll have to treat them like guns, and not regulate them in any meaningful way.

Placebos in red states sounds the most ethical choice here.

Did you know MS has the Mississippi Emergency Management Agency? I’ve always found it adorable that if you get swept away they’ll send MEMA after you.

Less wind and much more soaking.