Yes, and also Jason Bateman must be one of the announcers.

Who needs catalytic converters with all this RAM around?

Kids these days

Any idea why you didn’t see cheap digital camouflage jackets around?

It’s working

I agree with you, but also it’s “free rein.”

Care to post a recipe for that soup?

Or conversely, gets a third of the population hooked on opioids and ruins their lives

I have had it with this motherfucking water on this motherfucking plane!

Samuel L. Jackson (the bridge) after being served Dasani

I was coming here to say this exact thing… I’ve never seen such an aggressively clueless population of drivers as those in Maryland. They will savagely cut you off in the left lane to go the speed limit or less.

His (Bradley Shaver, 53, an Ohio-based Border Patrol veteran who retired in 2023 but was rehired) weapon is a Glock 19. As others have pointed out in other discussions, the safety on a Glock 19 is on the trigger, so there’s no way this weapon could have discharged without his finger on the trigger. Negligence like this should be criminal.

I’m so glad to find other people (besides at an Opeth show) who know Opeth.

Ironically, the solution is more guns

Incidentally, we’re also out of stop signs.

Hanging the bird upside down, cutting its neck (specifically, the arteries that are in the neck) and letting it bleed out is standard practice. The blood drains quickly and they die within a few seconds. It sounds horrible if you haven’t seen it done but this is how many (most?) farmers do it.

Like your not getting a 10 meter run on bananas.

Source? /s

This guy must have been the master at making sure the flash was off

This guy grapefruits

Depending on the model of the pump, you can usually turn off the sound with one of the buttons on the right. The ones I have seen have four buttons on each side, and the second or third (or maybe bottom? I forget) button on the right will at least mute the ad. It’s worth a shot. It’s so obnoxious, it’s almost worth soaking it in gasoline.

Well hey, if it isn’t Mr. Manager of the banana stand

Can’t print your homework? Back to the mine with you!