Depending on the model of the pump, you can usually turn off the sound with one of the buttons on the right. The ones I have seen have four buttons on each side, and the second or third (or maybe bottom? I forget) button on the right will at least mute the ad. It’s worth a shot. It’s so obnoxious, it’s almost worth soaking it in gasoline.

Well hey, if it isn’t Mr. Manager of the banana stand

Can’t print your homework? Back to the mine with you!

It would be nice if Adam Smith’s invisible hand would pick up around here now and again.

Community ink tanks, with pipelines to transmit the ink from where it is mined to substations, and on and on.

That could have been the “cha-ching” of the grift

One could argue that the sources you listed (broadcast and cable news networks, major outlets like the New York Times, etc.), are the center-right.

Don’t make him say “unprecedented” again.

For “certain” people

We could have flying trains!

Joe Rogan can asphyxiate himself on his own farts

Okay, I would watch this episode of Fear Factor

I think I’ve seen this one

I’m not part of the administration, but could I get in on that first part, before the fentanyl?

And yet, neither of those blues are quite… it, you know? Surely the next one will be.

The Signal Foundation did? Or Moxie Marlonspike, who I don’t think is technically involved with them anymore? (Not calling you out, I’m not particularly sure of his status there anymore.)

The video didn’t load for me in this article and their supposed link back to the original also didn’t work, so here it is.

Having an awkward talk awkwardly: ew. Having an awkward talk openly: also ew.

Good for your mother, though. I imagine you learned from her what many of us learned from the internet, books, media, peers, partners, and other sources.

More accurately, you’re standing behind the trolley, well off the tracks. Do you step forward, in front of the trolley, so the worst people can create an amorphous and constantly shifting narrative to justify you shooting the trolly driver?

The hot new category at CES 2027 is going to be AI-powered auto door knockers.

…so you’re saying it would be cheaper for Disney?