“We can’t lower costs. We won’t make as much money.”

He’s just playing up to Trump and the MAGAts.

Of course he does this after the election.

If you’re cutting yourself that much, you’re definitely doing it wrong lol.

What if you shave your balls?

Paying his tribute to the king. He’ll have to donate more if he wants to usurp Elon. How much has Zuck donated?

Absolutely correct. Trump already told them if they help get him re-elected, he’ll cut their taxes.

Musk is basically a super villain.

Don’t worry, Elon. The Russian bot farms will create more users every election cycle.

What are they expecting, exactly? Even Musk was saying a day before the election that Trump was going to tank the economy. I’m sure Trump will just say “things are going to get worse before they get better, but believe you me when they get better, you’re all going to be filthy rich!” The typical Trump supporter will assume he’s talking to them, but he’ll only be talking to those who are already filthy rich.

Haha just wait until he tanks the economy and all these prices stay high.

So is he going to stop renting his penthouses in Florida to Russians so they can have babies here to be US citizens? Or does his plan only affect brown people?

“It was taken out of context!”

I love sending this to my friends that use iPhones after Apple announcements.

Judge is going to void the sale to The Onion and allow Elon/X to purchase for cheap. Elon gives it right back to Jones. BAU.

Headline next year: Trump Administration Bans the Word ‘Trans’

God this guy is a piece of shit. Actually, I take that back. He’s not a piece of shit. He’s the whole pile of shit.

Right, I remember the MS/IE issue in the past. I never understood why Apple wasn’t held to the same scrutiny. They don’t have the corporate hold like Windows does, so maybe that was why.

So if Google has to sell off Chrome, what happens to Chromebooks? It runs on ChromeOS with Chrome being the main interface. Could Google not spin off Chrome as another company?

Why force one company to sell off their browser? Shouldn’t MS have to sell Edge and Apple sell Safari?

No, just a personal choice.