They taught Welsh, French, and German when I was at school but they swapped German for Spanish a few years after I finished.

I use a scrubbing brush with a long handle.

Have some deep fried pizza as an appetiser.

How different is it from regular Yorkshire?

Hey, I need my right hand to navigate to the juicy parts.

I will, in Burnout Revenge, because it’s the superior game.

I’d use a better compression method and kick the can down the road to the next sucker to take the job.

Guitar Hero was a bastard for this back in the day, every time I shut my eyes I’d see the notes coming for me.

That’s nature’s pocket.

While you’re down there doc…

Damn, I pay something like £65 for that speed in the UK.

Start a tech company, then sell out to a corporation.

I’m 36, I live in the UK, and I’ve driven a manual car since I was 17. I’ve only driven an automatic twice in my life and I’ll probably never own one.